Here’s Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at the Coachella Music Festival yesterday, and I gotta admit, there’s times I would. I’d do- *click* Whoa! My penis just pulled a gun, everybody. Okay, I’m stepping away from the keyboard. You’re in charge. You’re the man. My car keys? Here you go even though we both know you can’t drive stick. Haha, talk about irony. *click* I’ll be good.